Thursday, June 14, 2012

Hot-n-Ready: Revisit

Again... I show up for two hot n ready cheese pizzas... alas... I'm stuck here waiting for my Pizzas. It's been 10 minutes.

Fathers Day Free Food Coupons

Well, Quiznos is awesome this year! Dads and moms alike can eat Free! The coupons are detailed below.

Just print, clip and bring in! Enjoy!

-Joe the Foodie

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Like a sir; I attended a wine tasting.

Okay, so last week I went to a fancy wine tasting, sipping on $80 bottles of the most disgusting grape flavored vinegar ever. Note; I don't like wine. Never have. Never will.

With that being said; I forced down 6 glasses of the stuff. I had to score it. Well; my scores were damned accurate compared to a professional wine tasters scored of the same wines.

And then it dawned on me... why can't I do this with Soda? Soda is a fast food in a sense. It's prebottled, carbonated at the factory and it comes in a variety of flavors.

My exquisite palate should be able to differentiate between a good Soda and a bad one. My favorite: Dr. Pepper and it's ghetto incarnations are easily distinguished between each other. I bet side-by-side I could pick out which one was the real Dr. Pepper and which one wasn't.

So; lets see if I'm able!

That will one of my upcoming challenges. Buy all the knockoffs of Dr. Pepper, Dr. Pepper itself, Diet Dr. Pepper and lets see if I can taste the difference between them.

See you next Friday when I indulge in the tastes of the Dr. Knockoffs.

-Joe the Pepper Foodie

Friday, June 8, 2012

Not So Fast Food: Little Caesar's Hot'n'Ready

Attention Small Julius; every time I seem to go in for your Hot'n'Ready pizzas, I wait in excess of 10-15 minutes. This isn't just an event at one location... not even a in the same city or state.

So here we go; I'm hungry. You claim to have Hot'n'Ready Pepperoni, Cheese and Crazy Bread. So I could just walk in and order, get my food and bounce. Seems easy enough.

Nope. Hasn't happened once. In several locations between the Seattle Metro area and Reno I might add. Now; I don't ever really go when I'd expect you to be busy like on a Friday, Saturday or Sunday... or April 20th for the Munchied out stoners. So; while I temporarily revoke your Fast Food status, I will hold out hopes that you can have these prefab pizzas next time I wish to indulge in quick, greasy, filling pies.

Sincerely yours,
-Joe the Impatient Foodie

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Jack in the Box Snafu (Part 3)

In conclusion, I did receive a letter from corporate. It took a long while but I finally got it.

Well, there weren't as many free food items as I had hoped. Only two Value Meals.

Ordered a couple of the same combo. They were significantly better the first time around. No bones at least. A little gristle in the second burger but it was still good.

Stay tuned while I gather some more interesting articles. I think it's time for a spicy-chicken challenge from the major chains.

-Joe the Slightly Disappointed Foodie.